[THEFERMANATOR]

Hot dogs brings up a rather vivid story from my high school days. There was this girl who was let's say "So ugly you'd have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her". And she was rather lonely, so she decided to go on a date with an OSCAR MEYER. Well she went on the date, and things went all the way. Well after things went all the way, ole OSCAR wasn't coming out. So she ended up spending that evening in the ER and getting a nurse to go in and retrieve him. Needless to say she dropped out of high school shortly after the story got out.

True story.