[THEFERMANATOR]

Male Mid Life Crisis Solved...

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,00000 car, nice big bed and a plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your end of things.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crises.