Bill Clinton dies and goes to Heaven (yes Heaven)
Saint Peter meets him at the gate and tells him he has a choice of either Heaven or Hell
Bill asks if he can see what both are like before he makes his decision.
Peter says why sure which one would you like to visit first?
Bill chooses Hell!
Down the elevator they go, when the door opens the scene is much like Agusta National. All his congressional buddys are there smiling with drinks in their hands. He even meets the devil who asks him if he'd like to play 9 holes. Bill looks at Peter who nods his approval. At the ninth green Peter meets Bills and says its time to visit heaven.
Up they go when the door opens they are in the sky. People sitting on clouds, a harpist is playing. Peter asks where would you like to spend eternity. Bills chooses Hell.
Down he goes this time when the door opens he is greeted by the devil in a firery hole all his friends are there in pain and agony. Bill says this isn't where I visited before!
His friends and Satan answer all together Oh that! We were just campaigning!!
Billy Mac
