[THEFERMANATOR]

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on the sand &picked it up.

Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile said, 'Master, may I grant you one wish?'

Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman
giving me anything.'

The shocked Genie said, 'Please, I must grant you a wish or
I will be returned to that bottle forever.'

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said,

'Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in
my bed in the morning.

So just do it and be off with you.'

The annoyed Genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena
Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no
health insurance.

God is Good.