Did Shelly by chance have a photo on the nightstand?
Photo on the Night Stand
After a long hard day of fishing, Henry and deck mate Nicole head down below to make love. Henry notices a photo of another man on Nicole's nightstand by the forward bunk (along with a noticeably strong stench of fresh tuna permeating from beneath the sheets).
Henry begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' He nervously asks.
'No, silly,' Nicole replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' He continues.'No, not at all,' She says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' He inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
She answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' He demands.
She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.'
So surprised by this revalation, Henry decides to employ a unique two handed massage on Nicole's adam's apple until she falls into a long, deep sleep....forever.
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Last edited by Blue_Runner; 02-05-2008 at 03:07 PM.
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