Sean, let us know if you would like the V20 Snaggers Special Ops Team come up there and take care of this fellow for you.
For a small fee (****tails and travel expenses) we can make him go away.
You see we use proven methods to show people the error of their ways and ensure they move on.
We knock on his door late at night, when he answers Lefty is standing there in her Captains Bikini and lures him outside, then me and Hammer grab his arse and handcuff him. We soften him up a bit with slappers and mace and we take him to a private place. There we tape his eye lids open and Franco hooks him up to a car battery. Ozzie whispers poetry into his ear about how the south will rise again while Stinky gives him a lap dance in his thong. We take five minute breaks so Franco can juice him in rythym to an old rock and roll song while MJ lets go some ill wind while standing right in front of him.
We repeat the process for a few hours while drinking Jack Daniels and then Chumbucket uses his God Rod to wip him on the arse and then we take him to a public spot and tar and feather him with AFLAC duck feathers and Stinkys sweaty thong as a gag and leave him for the authorities to find.
Generaly speaking this will result in one of two things.
1. He leaves the state immediatly and never stops running, always looking behind him. or
2. He is so mind twisted the authorities put him in a mental health facility for his own safety, and MJ is in charge of him. So he never recovers.
Either way your problem will be solved and you can go fishing.
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Willy
1986 V20 Old School
1992 V20 1992 150 Yamaha
1997 HydraSport 2250 Vector
2009 17' G3 Outfitter "G Spot"
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"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid on a hand on. I don't do these things to others and I require the same from them" JW
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