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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
>>>>of
>>>>his physical exam.
>>>>
>>>>The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
>>>>back
>>>>a semen sample tomorrow."
>>>>
>>>>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
>>>>gave
>>>>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>>>>
>>>>The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's
>>>>like
>>>>this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
>>>>my
>>>>left hand, but still nothing.
>>>>
>>>>Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
>>>>her
>>>>left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
>>>>then with her teeth out, still nothing.
>>>>
>>>>We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
>>>>with
>>>>both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
>>>>knees, but still nothing.
>>>>
>>>>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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