[tsubaki]

Oh I can go on and on.
The same cousin I helped move was ticketed for speeding, (this was once he wasen't). The Officer in court explained to the judge after being questioned how he asertained said defendant was speeding "I heard him". The judge said excuse me? The officer repeated "he sounded as if he was going fast". The judge looked at my cousin and said "dismissed and sargent (forgot his name) I need to speak to you in private".