Re: The Cheer Up MJ Contest is OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!
I know I'm late but here it goes.
Two elderly men, Joe 90 & Sam 95 are having lunch together one Tuesday afternoon. At 1:30 Joe looks at his watch and says he has to go. Sam asks where you going in such a hurry? Joe replys at 2:30 I have a date with Mary and we make passionate love. Joe asks how do you do it, a man of you age. Joe says the secret is pumpernickel bread and rushes away.
Sam walks home and passes a bakery, he goes in and asks the lady if they have any pumpernickel bread? The lady responds yes we do, three racks of them. Sam says he'll take all of them. The lady says to Sam you better be careful it will get hard! Sam blirts how Why is it everyone else knows about this and not me!
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