Forum: General
02-03-2010, 10:57 AM
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Views: 3,885
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02-02-2010, 08:16 AM
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Views: 263
Senior In A Sex Shop
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving...
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02-02-2010, 08:00 AM
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Be careful what you ask for
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap....
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01-30-2010, 10:25 AM
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The soldier and the nun
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain...
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01-30-2010, 09:44 AM
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Replies: 18
Views: 1,019
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01-29-2010, 12:24 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 205
Voted Best Joke in Ireland
I found it funny too,lol.
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best...
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01-29-2010, 10:05 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 240
Love dress
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was...
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01-29-2010, 07:02 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 281
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01-28-2010, 07:51 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 174
Retirement At 65
We are all headed there if we are not there
already......Put your glasses on and read
Upon reaching 65, B ob decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very...
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01-28-2010, 07:44 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 456
Must Watch
I never get tied up in TV and never watch any type of award shows. My friend sent me this and I am glad he did. Should bring a tear to your eye. Turn up your volume.
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01-22-2010, 07:59 AM
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Replies: 7
Views: 522
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01-22-2010, 07:49 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 317
Biker
A cop stops a man on a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
and he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man...
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01-21-2010, 01:45 PM
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Replies: 6
Views: 482
Old fart pride
I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the...
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01-21-2010, 07:29 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 181
Father O'Malley
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside....
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01-20-2010, 06:40 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 787
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01-20-2010, 06:34 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 300
Sinatra
Well Frankie has a nice way of putting things in perspective. I could have put this under the profiling link but it deserves its' own thread. Turn it up now and any time you get on a plane!
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01-20-2010, 06:32 PM
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Replies: 11
Views: 651
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Forum: General
01-20-2010, 01:07 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 421
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01-19-2010, 09:48 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 305
How You Know When Love Fades
How You Know When Love Fades
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen: "What would you like for dinner, Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
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01-17-2010, 11:06 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 325
Profiling??????
A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality
Absolutely No Profiling! Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test.
These events are actual...
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01-13-2010, 08:25 AM
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Replies: 21
Views: 1,270
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01-09-2010, 09:23 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 326
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Forum: General
01-09-2010, 09:20 AM
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Replies: 26
Views: 1,788
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Forum: General
01-09-2010, 09:07 AM
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Replies: 30
Views: 2,261
Great idea, put me down for four.
For over...
Great idea, put me down for four.
For over a year meant to mention this and always forget till I am driving and see a V on trailer or at dock. We should have some business cards made to stick on...
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01-06-2010, 07:35 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 297
The classroom
A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time.
The teacher says to the first child ''Hello Becky, what have you been doing...
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