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05-18-2009, 12:45 PM
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Views: 242
It's all in the name
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he...
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05-14-2009, 06:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 191
The Pope in Alaska......
The Pope in Alaska ...
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when the re...
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05-06-2009, 11:01 AM
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Replies: 11
Views: 664
He Bouht The Boat
Well he bought the boat and is loving it. Bought a lift and has it on fresh water in the DelRay area of Florida. It didn't come with any mooring cover and the boat will be sitting there for long...
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04-29-2009, 07:54 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 264
The Parrot -
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> A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'
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> The...
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Forum: General
04-29-2009, 06:45 AM
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Replies: 15
Views: 896
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04-28-2009, 08:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 206
Those Italians
For 2 years a married man was having an affa ir with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he told her that...
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04-26-2009, 07:46 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 327
Blonde jokes
There shouldn't be any questions after this..............................
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the...
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04-21-2009, 08:32 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 263
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Forum: General
04-20-2009, 08:11 PM
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Replies: 8
Views: 557
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Forum: General
04-14-2009, 03:33 PM
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Replies: 97
Views: 5,510
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Forum: Boats For Sale or Wanted
04-14-2009, 08:41 AM
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Replies: 10
Views: 890
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Forum: Off Topic
04-14-2009, 06:12 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 288
Irish sausage
IRISH SAUSAGE
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> Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
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> they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
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> Murphy said "hang...
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Forum: General
04-13-2009, 07:15 PM
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Replies: 97
Views: 5,510
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Forum: Off Topic
04-13-2009, 07:13 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 513
Me too
Sorry for the timing, hope it was a good one.
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04-13-2009, 07:10 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 164
Headlines from the year: 2029
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world,
Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
White minorities...
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04-11-2009, 08:44 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 263
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04-11-2009, 08:42 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 285
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04-09-2009, 07:32 PM
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Replies: 3
Views: 316
Oh Baby
A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I...
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04-09-2009, 07:07 PM
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Replies: 12
Views: 690
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04-05-2009, 10:08 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 172
little old lady
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this,...
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04-05-2009, 09:56 AM
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Replies: 5
Views: 373
Ed Freeman
Here you go Reel...another example of why we get to live the good life, the men who sacrifice for us
Ed Freeman
You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle...
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04-05-2009, 09:53 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 270
Best headstone
Read all the rules at the end of the pic...
Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery, Logan,Utah
I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest...
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04-05-2009, 09:43 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 276
miss 9/11
And here SHE is!
http://webmail.east.cox.net/do/mail/message/document.jpg;jsessionid=abcu4TWIzHXmmfYuGU2bs?msgId=INBOXDELIM20198&part=2
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04-04-2009, 07:00 PM
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Replies: 22
Views: 1,155
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04-04-2009, 05:43 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 199
Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
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