The cop and the little girl
 

COP AND THE LITTLE GIRL



A N. Y. City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny new bike stopped right beside him.



'Nice bike,' the cop said, 'did Santa bring it to you?'



'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'



The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on the back.



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The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you got there, sir.



Did Santa bring it to you?'



'Yep, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.







The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top...'

Well, isn't someone happy today?

love it

:clap:LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:you:

I'm still waiting for that HAMMY guy and RM to read this one. I hope I don't get arrested and get a full cavity search for this one:zip:.

Nah, they like me both know that dicks find their way into every human endeavor. Some groups like politics and entertainment attracks the majority however. Which is good, this way we know where most of them are.

Good one!

All cops can be dicks at times.....just like every other human on the planet.

No if that were HAMMY,
the conversation would go like this:

(in old man vioce) Hey little girl, want some candy or a ride on my sex swin.... oops horsey?