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TunaHead 03-03-2008 02:13 PM

My retirement plan
 
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stockyou would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

C YENSEN 03-03-2008 02:39 PM

now that sounds like a plan:clap::beer:

randlemanboater 03-03-2008 03:11 PM

Here here!!!!

bradford 03-03-2008 09:24 PM

I'll drink to that! :beer:

regidog 03-03-2008 09:51 PM

Thats an easy sell. I think I may start investing right now!!!

rb437 03-03-2008 10:03 PM

I'm off to the fridge to check on my investments

wpearch 03-04-2008 12:20 PM

wont work in Mich we have a 10 a can deposit :beer:

willy 03-04-2008 09:51 PM

:beer:


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