Friendly Wife or Not!?!?!?
 

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the F? c ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."