Wellcraft V20 Community

Wellcraft V20 Community (https://forums.wmpdevserver1.com/community/index.php)
-   Off Topic (https://forums.wmpdevserver1.com/community/forumdisplay.php?f=14)
-   -   another cop joke (https://forums.wmpdevserver1.com/community/showthread.php?t=6247)

garagenc 02-20-2007 12:44 AM

another cop joke
 
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about five minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about twenty minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.



msbhammer 02-20-2007 12:48 AM

Re: another cop joke
 
The power of the Pen. The cops always win in the end. *;D 8)

Airslot 02-20-2007 01:46 AM

Re: another cop joke
 
LMAO

Air


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:35 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.