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THEFERMANATOR 02-23-2007 03:39 AM

URGENT BULLETIN!
 
The Relationship Drug




Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a "relationship" drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "WELLCRAFTV20" in the search engine.

THEFERMANATOR 02-23-2007 03:39 AM

URGENT BULLETIN!
 
The Relationship Drug




Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a "relationship" drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "WELLCRAFTV20" in the search engine.

msbhammer 02-23-2007 09:42 AM

Re: URGENT BULLETIN!
 
Beer helped numb the pain of my first shotgun wedding at the at of 20. Still have the round shotgun barrel impressions on my A$$ to prove it. :P

msbhammer 02-23-2007 09:42 AM

Re: URGENT BULLETIN!
 
Beer helped numb the pain of my first shotgun wedding at the at of 20. Still have the round shotgun barrel impressions on my A$$ to prove it. :P

parishht 02-23-2007 11:19 AM

Re: URGENT BULLETIN!
 
I don't have anything to worry about, I gave up beer,
except for the occasional that I get myself.

Now I will never turn down a gin and tonic or a screwdriver.

parishht 02-23-2007 11:19 AM

Re: URGENT BULLETIN!
 
I don't have anything to worry about, I gave up beer,
except for the occasional that I get myself.

Now I will never turn down a gin and tonic or a screwdriver.

msbhammer 02-23-2007 11:32 AM

Re: URGENT BULLETIN!
 
I enjoy my white Russians at the EYES Parishht. ;)

msbhammer 02-23-2007 11:32 AM

Re: URGENT BULLETIN!
 
I enjoy my white Russians at the EYES Parishht. ;)


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