Italian Grandfather
 

An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you
leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna DA business. You gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,
a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say,

"Times up"

Re: Italian Grandfather
 

good one!! ;D