clocks in heaven
 

Clocks in Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move."


"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.

The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man.


"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies

in his entire Life."


"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock

is in Jesus' office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Ain't that the truth! Billy Mac ;D

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You could take Hilary's and Bush's and fly a twin engine airplane :o ... they're ALL liars... >:( ...

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Attention all V20er's

From here on out "Hilary's" and "bush" will NOT be used in the same sentence. :o

Thanks you, that is all.

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Why not??... they both swim in the same sewer!!... ;D ;D ...

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Not Bush the man bush the bush..hillary's bush...think about it. :-X


There I go...I said it. :o


Im killin myself now. >:(

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Here's some instructions, but you'll have to translate first:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...t/harikari.jpg

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Man I just lost my supper on that one. :-X Dont ever use those two words together again. :o

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Hilary's bush IS a disgusting thought :P ...