LOL...
 

A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices
is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen
in
his life.�0„2 The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the
merchandise,
and asks:�0„2 "Ess-tues me ser?"
"Yes sir," replied the clerk.
"Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?"
"Pistachio's?�0„2 They're six dollars a pound."
"SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing, and then asks
"Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?"
"Almonds?�0„2 They're seven fifty a pound."
"SSIT!�0„2 tas pensive" Replied the tongue-tied man.
"Welp, how bout your pikanns?"
"Pecans?�0„2 They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound."
"Welp, Ssit.�0„2 Just div me a poulnd of dose dhen."

"Alright then," says the clerk, and begins bagging up a pound of
pecans.
Then, the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk:
"Sirr, I just wana tay tank you fo not maken phun of de way I talk,
cauz I tan't hep it."
The clerk replies with a smile.�0„2 "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me
for that.�0„2 I don't make fun of anybody, for any thing!�0„2 I don't know if
you noticed, or not, but I have a rather large nose."

The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze?�0„2 I tought dat wuz
your pennis since your nutz arr so damm high!"

Re: LOL...
 

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