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reelapeelin 08-07-2007 06:31 AM

Ooops...
 
----- Original Message -----

>A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story & listened to
>her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God
>bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."
>
> The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
> said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next
> daygrandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
> coincidence.
>
> A few months later the father put the girl to bed &listened to her prayers
> which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy & good-bye
> Grandma.." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the
> father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
>
> Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
> "God bless Mommy & good-bye Daddy."
>
> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night & got up at
> the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day,
> had lunch & watched the clock. He figured if he could
> get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so
> Instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
> coffee, looking at his watch & jumping at every sound. Finally midnight
> arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief & went home.
>
> When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's
> the matter?"
>
> He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of
> my life."
>
> She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened
> to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
>

Airslot 08-07-2007 10:10 AM

Re: Ooops...
 
As a "Golf Pro", I have to say that is the best I've ever read.

ROTHLMAO

;D

Thanks REEL ::)

C YENSEN 08-07-2007 10:14 AM

Re: Ooops...
 
good one :D

Pipe_Dream 08-07-2007 10:16 AM

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You got me again, Reel! Yours have the best, most unexpected punch lines. ;D

THEFERMANATOR 08-07-2007 11:40 AM

Re: Ooops...
 
I've always heard this one told as the milkman died dropping off the morning milk to there house.

willy 08-07-2007 01:37 PM

Re: Ooops...
 
I heard it as a retired police lieutenant ;D

Either way it is great Ozzie ;)

reelapeelin 08-08-2007 06:12 AM

Re: Ooops...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Airslot
As a "Golf Pro", I have to say that is the best I've ever read.

ROTHLMAO

;D

Thanks REEL ::)


Had a feelin' it'd hit home, Slot ;) ...


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