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Barbershop Politics
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donut s waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a gift certificate for lunch at a nearby restaurant. Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: 'I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. |
Re: Barbershop Politics
LMAO ;D
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Re: Barbershop Politics
A dozen donuts, was that MSBHAMMER? ;) ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Barbershop Politics
GOOD ONE!!!!
YOU FORGOT TO SAY THAT NOW THEY ARE GOING TO PROPOSE A NEW TAX TO SUBSIDIZE HAIR CUTS !!!!! |
Re: Barbershop Politics
FER:
I FORWARDED HIS TO RAUCH LIMBAUGH AND IS GOING TO SAY IT IN THE AIR. LESTERUS |
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