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DEMOCRAT VS REPUBLICAN
DEMOCRAT: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOUR NEIGHBOUR HAS NONE, YOU RAISE TAXES TO HELP YOUR NEIGHBOUR
BUY A COW, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO SELL 1 OF YOURS TO PAY THE INCREASE IN TAXES. REPUBLICAN: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOUR NEIGHBOUR HAS NONE: YOU MOVE TO A BETTER NEIGHBOURHOOD. LESTERUS |
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>> YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN IF...
>> >>You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese. >> >>You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two" >> >>You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were >>just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage. >> >>You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic >>minority here) friend" >> >>You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to >>welfare. >> >>You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty. >> >>You think Huey Newton is a cookie. >> >>The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, >>they're richer than you. >> >>You think you might remember laughing once as a kid. >> >>You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie. >> >>You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs." >> >>You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something. >> >>You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of >>*****es." >> >>You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school." >> >>You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie." >> >>You answer to "The Man." >> >>You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it >>because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. >> >>You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood." >> >>You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert >>and Ernie of "sexual deviance." >> >>You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love. >> >>You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values." >> >>When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho." >> >>You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut." >> >>You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969. >> >>You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your >>home. >> >>Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you. >> >>You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism >>in America. >> >>You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties. >> >>You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me." >> >>You've ever called education a luxury. >> >>You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle. >> >>You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable. >> >>You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan. >> >>You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker. >> >>You're afraid of the liberal media." >> >>You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition >>dictates...." >> >>You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can >>because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society." >> >>You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, >>when they don't even have shoes. >> >>You confuse Lenin with Lennon. |
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YOU'RE MISSING ONE:
- IF YOU LIVED IN A COMUNIST COUNTRY FOR 25 YRS. AND YOU HEAR SOME CANDIDATES SAYING: LET'S TAKE FROM THE RICH TO GIVE IT TO "THE POOR", THEN WHAT DO WE DO WHEN THE'RE NO RICH LEFT? |
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And that is why I am registered "no party affiliation"
It makes me sick when I hear people say I'm a De or I'm a Rep, so I pull one lever and done. I for one still believe in my freedom of choice and I will research all the candidates before I go vote. |
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I am with you parish. I am registered with one party, but I always split my ticket, from presidential races down to city county council. I do not care with what party the candidate is affiliated; I just want the best man or woman for the job.
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I don't like much of either, but those that live by economics I can at least understand, those who want me to choose a Politboro I want to be assigned to will find me a bit primevil when the time comes to register, along with those that put them in 8)
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(I don't remember if it was reel that posted it last)
NOTHING RESEMBLES A DEMOCRAT MORE THAN A REPUBLICAN |
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GUYS:
TAKE IT FROM ME, I'D RATHER HAVE A CROCKED POLITICIAN THAN AN "HONEST" DICTATOR. LESTERUS |
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