Why did Trump show up on the fishing boat wearing only a raincoat ?
 

Because he thought the message was to expect STORMY DANIELS ……not STORMY SEAS.

Double posted by error

Because corrupt joe Biden was on the boat too and president Donald Trump was protecting himself from all the bullcrap that Biden has on him , you know it was windy out and that crap was flying all over the place. But what happened next,Trump was indicted cause he was wearing a raincoat and no one else had one so they said Trump brought attention for no good reason to Biden.
Trump will be in court on that charge right till 12/5/24.
As for the stormy Daniels story Trump refused to have sex with her because when she entered the room she urinated on Trump and he said ,whats that for
She said thats the rains that come with the storm
Then she started farting on him
And he said whats that?
She said ,those are the winds that come with the storm
Just then he got up and was leaving
She said. Hey Trump where are you going?
He said. I m out of here.
She said ,why?
Trump said ,,,,who can #$&@ in this weather.
And that is the Truth .

Good Grief Charlie Brown……..it was fine without all that ……

Why did Trump show up on the fishing boat wearing only a raincoat ?

To keep all these liberal tears from getting him wet, of course.

Just listen to CNN’s Fareed Zakaria

https://twitter.com/i/status/1789783250979963255

In February, 48% of Democratic voters said they would approve of their party finding another candidate to replace Biden, but that number has now risen to 54%, including 25% of Democrats who would Strongly Approve of replacing Biden before the election.

The question was, “Would you approve or disapprove of Democrats finding another candidate to replace Joe Biden before the election in November?” It is remarkable that an incumbent president can be so weak in his own party.

And the cross tabs look even worse for the Democrats. Both minorities and young people would like to see Joe go:

Forty-five percent (45%) of whites, 58% of black voters and Hispanics, and 50% of other minorities would at least somewhat approve of Democrats finding another candidate to replace Biden before the election in November.

Sixty-nine percent (69%) of voters under 40 would approve of Democrats replacing Biden as their candidate.


Among Democratic voters, Michelle Obama (21%) is the favorite to replace Biden, followed by Harris (17%) and Hillary Clinton (11%).

When your top alternative is someone who 1) isn’t a politician, and 2) is basically known for being someone else’s wife, the cupboard is bare.

This is the fishing joke thread sir