Confucius say
 

Confucius Say

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

Confucious say.....Never meet girl in park, park meat in girl.

:you::you: Thats Even a better one

Man who sleeps on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.

Irish Confusious:

Girls with freckles have red hair.... by crackie.

Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucious say...... Man who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.

Love these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!More!!!:clap:

Confucious say man who buy Wellcraft V20 keep more money in wallet.

Confucious say.... Man who gets free v20 should have bought already rehabed v20!!! Lol!!!