Whats the worst Christmas gift you ever got?
 

Thought this would be fun.

I got an electric fillet knife once from an aunt. I already had a couple better ones so I did what any white trash person does and took it back to Walmart but never opened the box. The lady at customer service opened it to check it out and it had pieces of meat and a little rust on the blades. I just left it there and ran out. I wouldnt have been anymore embarrased if I were naked.

Married

We already know this, Stink, you ain't right!

My sister thought it would be funny to give me a "doggy doo" kids toy.

My first name is Jody at one of my Dad's company Christmas partys they gave me a Tea set thinking I was a girl :nut:. I'm still a bit pissed off about that one,