I got screwed!
 

Today I was at the local bookstore, and picked up a book called "Things I did to deserve the Nobel Piece Prize." I thought that it would be a good read. Got home unwrapped it, and sat down with my coffee. Opened the cover to discover no pages! Just a front and back cover. Then i thought, "who the hell wrote this?" Looked on the front cover and in very tiny print under the title was "by barack obama"

Then it hit me. :haha:

:clap::clap::clap:

:you::you: