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reelapeelin 02-22-2012 06:04 AM

The Phone Call...
 




Love this phone call....

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**'Hello?'**




**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?'**




**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**





**After a brief pause,**





**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**





**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**

**Right now.'**





Brief Pause.





**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**

**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**

**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**

**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**





**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**





**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**





**'I did it, Daddy.'**




**'And what happened, honey?' **



'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**




**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**

**And now she isn't moving at all!'**




**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**





**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**




**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**

**And into the swimming pool.**

**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**

**Last week to clean it.**





**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**








*****Long Pause*****









*****Longer Pause*****









*****Even Longer Pause*****








**Then Daddy says,**





**'Swimming pool? ...........**








**Is this 486-5731?'*




**No, I think you have the wrong numbe
r.........**




















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Hedge 02-22-2012 08:07 PM

That's what I needed to read today. A good laugh

garagenc 02-22-2012 08:30 PM

That was 1 of Mr. Krinkle's many experiences, jumping out a window or 2, having her grandmother come walking thru the living room while she's sitting on your lap and 2 many other stories.:hide:


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