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Holiday Caution
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
Out before the holidays. Be safe always. Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by the assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, milk and **** like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety. |
My sentiments exactly:beer:
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My Father-in-Law used to say "Someone is killed by a drunk driver every 5 minutes....somebody ought to stop that SOB!".
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