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garagenc 09-28-2011 06:56 PM

crotchless panties
 
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.



lumberslinger178 09-28-2011 07:58 PM

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

bradford 10-03-2011 09:18 AM

Must have looked like a black cat with a redbird in it's mouth.

garagenc 10-03-2011 07:05 PM

Thats funny Bradford, I'm going to see plenty when the cruise stops off in Key West for Fantasy Fest.
Mr. Krinkle is counting down the days:beer:

reelapeelin 10-05-2011 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garagenc (Post 180537)
Thats funny Bradford, I'm going to see plenty when the cruise stops off in Key West for Fantasy Fest.
Mr. Krinkle is counting down the days:beer:


Well come up for air every now and then, Krinkle!!...we'd hate to lose you in such a manner!!...

BTW...that joke made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!:you:

garagenc 10-05-2011 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reelapeelin (Post 180579)
Well come up for air every now and then, Krinkle!!...we'd hate to lose you in such a manner!!...

BTW...that joke made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!:you:

But what a way to suffocate :love:


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