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garagenc 06-23-2011 05:41 PM

Blonde
 
a plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in economy
> class gets up, and moves to the first class
> section and sits down.
>
> the flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see
> her ticket.>
>
> she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class,
> and that she will have to sit in the back.
> >
> the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to
>
toronto and i'm staying right here."
> >
> the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
> pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in
> first class, that belongs in economy, and won't move back to her seat.>
>>
> the co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain
> that because she only paid for economy she w ill have to leave and
> return to her seat.
>>
> the blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to
>
toronto and i'm staying right here.">
>>
> the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have
> the police waiting when they land to arrest
> this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.>
>>
> the pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll handle this,
> i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde.">
>>
> he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and
> she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and gets up and goes
> back to her seat in economy..
>>
> the flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him
> what he said to make her move without any fuss.
> \
> "i told her, "first class isn't going to
toronto

RidgeRunner 06-23-2011 06:22 PM

Good chuckle outta this one too.

lumberslinger178 06-24-2011 08:43 PM

:you::you::you::you::you::you::you::you::you::you: :you::you:


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