The Night Light
 

An 80-year-old man goes for a
physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, "George, everything
looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with God?"

George replies, "God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in
the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof The light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the
doctor, says.

A little later in the day, the doctor
calls George's wife."Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I
had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the
night, and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's
done, poof! the light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" exclaims Ethel "He's
peeing in the refrigerator again!"

That's funny

True story, One of my buddies mom told me when he was in his early twenty's he would get drunk and come home and sleepwalk. She caught him a couple of times peeing in the china cabinet.