Tarzan
 

I was at the store yesterday, and I met Tarzan and I asked him how
it was going and if he was into anymore movies.

He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as
he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing
from vine to tree.

I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was in bad shape, in a
nursing home, has Alzheimer's and no longer recognizes anyone, how
sad.

I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city,
got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only
time he heard from him was if he was in trouble or needed something.

I asked about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good, had
married a Lawyer and now lived in the White House!!!

DAYUM! Love it!

I thought Cheetah went on to become the best golfer in the world?

Ba dum dum!

""Awww hellll nawww...yous did'ent jus say dat sh!t!!!""