Grandpa
 

This one nearly brought tears to my eyes………….

Never Lose Your Grandson!
A heartwarming story.

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,

"I've lost my grandpa!"

"The guard asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,


"Jack Daniel's whiskey, and women with big tits."

Kid's gonna have to narrow it down a bit...that discription covers a whole lot of us!!...:you:

Funny!!!