They have always been beyond my means but I took out a luxury car last week, just to drive that sucker.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats directed warm air to your *** during the winter and directed cool air to your *** in the summer heat. I stated the car must be a republican car !
He asked why I thought it was a republican car, and I explained if it were a democratic car the seats would blow smoke up your *** all year....

He didn't think that was funny.....