pet centipede
 

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
>> pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that
>>
>> he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought
>> a
>> centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a
>>
>> little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a good
>> location for the box, and decided he would start
>>
>> off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the
>> centipede
>> in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's
>>
>> place with me and have a beer?'
>>
>> But there was no answer from his new Pet.
>>
>> This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
>> again, But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
>>
>> So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
>>
>> He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up
>> against
>> the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there!
>>
>> Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?'
>>
>> A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first time! I'm
>> putting
>> my f#%king shoes on!'
>>