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in my next life i want

I want to live my next life backwards:You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.You work 40 years until you're too young to work.You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're =generally promiscuous.Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have =no responsibilities.Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like =conditions - central heating, room service on tap,and then...You finish off as an Orgasm.I rest my case

never thought of it that way, I like it

Sad reality is...

My parents took a lot of pictures of me as a baby. In most of them I was drooling all over the place.

Unfortunately it is starting to happen again.

Sounds good to us...but gettin' all these moms to UN-birth their babies is gonna be a hard sell..."OK mam...we're gonna stuff this 9lber right up yer twat!!...:devil:

Sounds like the guy at the nursing home...when asked how he felt, His answer was "just like a newborn" bald, no teeth & i **** my pants...

Reminds me of when on of them Republican Christians asked me if
I was born again........

:oh::oh:

I told him my mother had a rough enough time the first time and I ain't gonna ask her to do it again.!!