A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He replies,
'Yes,***65533;caffeine.'
'Have you
ever been in the military service?'
Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.
***65533;
'The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says,
'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'
The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every
day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point
in you coming in for
that.:nut: