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Willy Went To The Doctor
" Don't laugh!" said patient Willy to the doctor
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. Inover twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Willy said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Willy replied :nut: |
Lol!!!
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Oh Boy:clap:
We call it the southern boy curse up here in Jersey:nut: |
Dang Dawg! What did I do to ya? I'm a Southern Boy too!
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Well if yer not a right-wing fanatic who thinks W shoulda got 4 more years and prays to Rush-The-Whiny-Pot daily, then he's out to get ya...his strokin' material is Anne Colter in a business suit...:you: |
maybe Ann Colter in a bikini:clap:
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If you got it, I'd like to see it...as long as it don't TALK!!... |
she talks?
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Dang Ozzie, I was just kidding about that curse thing, but it sounds like I may have it a raw nerve there.
Sorry I won't bring it up again, it does get up right? LOL:beer: Just couldn't resist |
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No raw nerves here pappy....just can't let ya run around unchallenged all the time...and yes...still stands up like a railroad spike...thanks for your concern...:hi: |
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