The Test
 

THIS IS HOW THEY ACT IN MICH. STATE POLICE DONT TAKE ANY CHANCES

> Subject: The Juggler
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> A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles
> north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the
> driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and
> Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the
> Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
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> The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if
> the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give
> him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and
> didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in
> the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he
> could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
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> While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A
> drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance,
> then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The
> trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door
> asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
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> The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there
> ain't no way I can pass that test.'