Wellcraft V20 Community - I Can't Shop At Walmart Anymore

Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart,
for my dogs Bubba and Annie. I was about to check out when a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a
dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.

On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in
both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had
poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to
lick my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing
so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.:sand: