Little Red...
 

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees
>>>> the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
>>>> 'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
>>>> The wolf jumps up and runs away.
>>>> Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
>>>> this time he is crouched behind a bush.
>>>> 'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
>>>> Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
>>>> About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
>>>> and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
>>>> 'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'
>>>> With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off,
>>>> I'm trying to take a crap">:you:

Good one !!!!!!!!!

Scott