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I was in the store the other day and stopped in the restroom. I did like I normally do and I lifted the lid to sling a leak. Why did I do this you ask? Because I have NEVER understood what in the world the stupid slit in the lid is for!!!! I mean, yeah I know the theory behind it but who in the heck can actually pee successfully in that thing? I know I am an exception and control is an issue, but man!!!. ;)..can anyone honestly tell me that slot is useful for something? ::)

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Its so the Nortons won't get caught when you go to stand up!! ;D

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Wow, when we go off topic around here we really go off topic. ::)
It gives some of us the extra room we need ???

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Actually, in all seriousness, I always figured they just made a fitzall and the opening is for a chicks access. Of course MJ pee's sitting down too though. :o ;D :-*

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I really dont know why a chick would need that access with the elongated toilet. Unless she had a bush the size of an Azalea. :o

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LMFAO
So she can do her needs during that time of the month while sitting maybe? LOL Ask MJ lol

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Yeah, MJ would be the expert on that. Probably more like a small evergreen. :o ;D

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Its so your Johnson and his two pals don't have to lay around on the seat while you take care of some very manly business.

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Void in the potty seat: it's where you HOPE the Nortons are when the potty seat SLAMS down on the cold, hard porcelain :o...

Hey Pipe...remember we were talkin' about Florida Barhopper.com the other day...all this business compares to a troup of Girl Scouts beside THAT crowd...no limit to how RAUNCHY it gets there...maybe better they closed it off... ::)...

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Funny stuff.

I notice that the most recent post in the fishing section was on Oct. 1st. Is fishing season over or is a good laugh always in season?

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A good laugh is always in season.

Now excuse me. I've got to drop off the kids at the pool. ;D

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Hmm.... and I am getting all the laughing at to :'( Nobody loves me anymore :-[

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I love it when you're not around. We can turn anything into a macojoe situation comedy. ;D
So tell us, why do you sit down to pee? :-X :-*

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MY GUESS IS THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM NOT TO LIFT ANYTHING HEAVY :o

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Thanks a lot Jaysea. There's a visual I never wanted in my head. :P

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Thats right jaysea!!

CB is jelious that he hasn't got any Nortons anymore!!

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My wife wears the Nortons in my family. :-X :-[ ;D

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Ehhhhhh, wearing the Nortons is HIGHLY overated!! ::)

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Do we need another board...My Nortons.com?... ;D...no, probably not...don't think I could handle the gallery :o ::) :P...then ''modifications''...''repairs''...''performance'' might be interesting, but all in all it would just get too ''HAIRY'' ::) :P...

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Good un RAP! ;D

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Yeah RAP, there'd be some real NUT jobs hangin out in THAT forum...

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I found this old pic of MJ which sort of explains the toilet seat cutout thing and why he sits to pee. ;D

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/O...hantiasis.html

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an thats why you dont lift any thing heavy :o

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I'll say the same thing I say when ever I see a photo of someone in this shape: At what point didn't they realize there was a problem? Would walking around with nuts the size of a softball be not a problem? Is grapefruit size OK? When they're bigger than your head, do you at all say to yourself you know, I ought to have this looked at?

LMFAO!!!!!

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;D ;D ;D

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HOLY MOLY!!! :o...

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I saw a video of a guy just like that (might have been the same one).

He was getting up into a car or something and there was this little dude following him around helping to lift and carry his Nortons for him.

Wierd as crap man.

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Little guy's title was ''Chief Norton-Toter''...interestin' note on a job-history... ::)...

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ZACKLY what I was thinkin RAP - lil dude had some massive biceps ;D