Week before Christmas Thread
 

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house.......>

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....not a creature was stirring, not even the cows (bass)....

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my rods were all leaned 'gainst the chimney with care...

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...in hopes that MJ's bracket boat would soon be there...

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... All of a sudden there rose such a racket, It was MJ's old blown motor before he went bracket...

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he then stopped and thought..."oh what must I do?" ???

"I know Ill think on it while taking a poo." ;D

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Then laying some pipe with his wife in the bed,

Came to mind,''My batteries, surely they're dead...''

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...When Thoughts of Outboards danced through his head...

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He thens pulls "out" to run through the yard in the snow

and check on his beloved boat cause fluking he must go....

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Then up on the roof top what should he see a bracket twin engine sleigh and a man taking a pee

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He came thru the chimney with a huff and a sigh
And he heard Mrs. MJ exclaim OH MY !

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When he was done he went to work with his bag full of joy and filled all the stockings, each with a toy

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For Mrs. MJ he left the Fishing Widow Annual

For MJ he left the Chevy Repair Manual

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GO WILLY GO!!!! ;D

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Santa said on Yammie on Merc, on Johnson and Rudie,

we gotta get out of here while MJ gets him some booty!!

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Then quick as a lick up the chimney he went, to Mrs. MJ a wink he sent.

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Then up on the roof did MJ Hear
On Evinrude ON Honda Lets get the H@ll outta here

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Then like a lightning bolt he was gone

Making 40 knots he fled with a smile

And said Merry Christmas to all I'm off to Emerald Isle

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You devil Skools ;D

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Y'all are too much! ;D

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Some of this site should be put in book form. ;)

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LOL that's a scary thought.

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Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house,

not a creature was stirring, not even the cows (bass),

my rods were all leaned 'gainst the chimney with care,

in hopes that MJ's bracket boat would soon be there.

All of a sudden there rose such a racket, It was MJ's old blown motor before he went bracket.

he then stopped and thought..."oh what must I do?"

"I know Ill think on it while taking a poo."

Then laying some pipe with his wife in the bed,

Came to mind,''My batteries, surely they're dead...''

When Thoughts of Outboards danced through his head

He thens pulls "out" to run through the yard in the snow

and check on his beloved boat cause fluking he must go

Then up on the roof top what should he see a bracket twin engine sleigh and a man taking a pee

He came thru the chimney with a huff and a sigh
And he heard Mrs. MJ exclaim OH MY !

When he was done he went to work with his bag full of joy and filled all the stockings, each with a toy

For Mrs. MJ he left the Fishing Widow Annual

For MJ he left the Chevy Repair Manual

Santa said on Yammie on Merc, on Johnson and Rudie,

we gotta get out of here while MJ gets him some booty!!

Then quick as a lick up the chimney he went, to Mrs. MJ a wink he sent.

Then up on the roof did MJ Hear
On Evinrude ON Honda Lets get the H@ll outta here

Then like a lightning bolt he was gone

Making 40 knots he fled with a smile

And said Merry Christmas to all I'm off to Emerald Isle

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Santa Skools you got one of them bracket twin engine sleighs in your garage don't ya :D

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You're close Willy....he's got triples on it....and you should see the flair on that sleigh!

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Gets forty knots loaded up too. I've been waiting for MJ to add a line, or at least a " Who Cares " ;D

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na i took them off and used those Jet Motors we saw on ebay oh yeah Triple 2000 HP Jet motors. Arr Arr Arr. 6000 HP total.

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You should be able to get to all our houses on Christmas Eve then. Better lock up the wives Santa Skools is coming to town ;D

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lol oh yeah here i come HO HO HO lol

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"You better watch out, you better........."






uh oh ::)

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You better not lie ( about fishing )

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I'm telling you why

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Cause Santa Thong is coming to town!! ;D

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He sees you when your peeing, he knows when your a flake

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he knows if you caught a striper or just a little skate

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Sooooooo You better watch out

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You better limit out I'm telling you why






TAKE IT STINKY

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Santa thong is coming to town,

SANTA THONG IS COMIN TO....

SAN.......TA THONG IS COMIIIIIINNNNNGGGG TOOOOOOO TOWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!



;D ;D
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When great minds come together during the holiday season it is a wonderful thing

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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forgot one guys

Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all?...