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TheTinMan

01-19-2006 03:14 AM

Fart quiz

I scored a 70%.

http://www.fartgreetings.com/quiz.asp

macojoe

01-19-2006 01:23 PM

Re: Fart quiz

wow you think I would get 100%!! But I only got 50% Seagulls don't fart?? Iguess cause its all the $hiting they do!!

Stinky_Hooker

01-19-2006 09:47 PM

Re: Fart quiz

Good stuff! i got 75

phester

01-19-2006 10:18 PM

Re: Fart quiz

I scored a 70%,and fiercely proud of it

Mulv80

01-19-2006 10:19 PM

Re: Fart quiz

80% and thats pretty accurate considering I fart constantly. I actually thought the average male farts 29 times a day. WOW

TheTinMan

01-19-2006 11:21 PM

Re: Fart quiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky_Hooker

Good stuff! i got 75

OK Stinky....there's only 10 questions so how'd your score a 75??? ;D

Franco

01-19-2006 11:34 PM

Re: Fart quiz

I got a 50 - that stinks - excuse the pun :-/

TheTinMan

01-19-2006 11:34 PM

Re: Fart quiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mulv

80% and thats pretty accurate considering I fart constantly. I actually thought the average male farts 29 times a day. WOW

Mulv...you should change your name to "FartMaster"....c'mon, do it! ;D

Mulv80

01-19-2006 11:41 PM

Re: Fart quiz

I was going to name my boat "Bow Movement" before the name was *poplarized, because of my gaseous nature, I actually farted twice typing this

TheTinMan

01-19-2006 11:49 PM

Re: Fart quiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mulv

I was going to name my boat "Bow Moverment" before the name was poplarized, because of my gaseous nature, I actually farted twice typing this

LMFAO.....I'm the same way. Hey I bet we could get on Howard Stern's show!

phester

01-19-2006 11:56 PM

Re: Fart quiz

guys ,knock it off!! You're stinkin' up the place...animals...

phester

01-20-2006 12:02 AM

Re: Fart quiz

hey I just noticed I'm a god, now what?

Mulv80

01-20-2006 12:05 AM

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Phester, It means you can now fart when ever where ever you want, Congrats

TheTinMan

01-20-2006 12:44 AM

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Not true....you need to be a "Full Member".....full of %$#&

TheTinMan

01-20-2006 12:49 AM

Re: Fart quiz

ahhhhhh...that felt good

http://bathroomjokes.com/fart/sound.htm

Mulv80

01-20-2006 01:03 AM

Re: Fart quiz

The definition of "Turd Burglar" was too funny

TheTinMan

01-20-2006 06:38 AM

Fart Poem

Fart Poem

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

Stinky_Hooker

01-20-2006 06:35 PM

Re: Fart quiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTinMan

OK Stinky....there's only 10 questions so how'd your score a 75??? * ;D

oh, nevermind I meant 70...sorry typo

chitbob1

01-24-2006 03:22 AM

Re: Fart quiz

90% my wife can't b**ch at me no more for farting I am "A FART MASTER " at least I am master of something I do well

TheTinMan

01-24-2006 11:49 AM

Re: Fart quiz

Chitbob1 FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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