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My stomach has been real upset right.....

So...... a few minutes ago I was headed to the toilet and got there JUST in time. WHEW!!! :o

Considering how ugly things COULD have been, all went well untill the green fog overcame the whole restroom. :o


I did what any great man would do and gave the toilet an ol mercy flush...whew thats better, I thought. ;D

Then on came another surge of power! :-X

Shortly after that the smell of newly laid animal combined with the remnants of the old one was just too much. It was so overwhelming that I reached for the handle in an attempt to mercy flush again. A two mercy flusher...I felt so proud!! 8)

Well I didnt get there before I passed out, hit my head on the sink and now I have a huge knot on my forehead. ::)

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I'm glad you're passionate about the things you love too Stinky. (see other thread). ::)

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Post Pics!!! :o

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My grandfather (God rest his soul) knew best when he told me...


"A real man feels best after a good $hit, shower and a shave."


Words to live by there. 8)

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I thought it was called a "courtesy flush" :-/

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http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...raft/flush.gif


















Oh WHY do I let myself get pulled into these threads . . .

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;D
It's infectious. Isn't it Pipe?

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a double mercy flush! wow, i cant believe you wasted that beauty. shoulda put that baby in a ziplock or somethin! woulda been a perfect christmas present for CB (see other post). dont worry chumaroo, dogs are outside workin on ur gift right now.

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PIPE, LMFAO :D :D

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I'm with Racer. We should all send CB a nice care package.


Stinky I wait for the wife in the living room to yell for a mercy flush and spray. I do the flush but cant stand the smell that comes out of that can. Heck I smell better than that.

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Well done brother, well done. 8)

I have a buddy that stinks HORRIFICALLY when he farts. If you are in a car with him you WILL stop and get out....period. ::)

Once he farted in bed one night and actually made his wife throw up! :o

Now true be it she was 8 months pregnant at the time but all could do was give him praise. Bravo I told him, that is every mans dream!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...icon_super.gif

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yaughta stick a tube up that dude's a$$ and run it to the carbs on ur outboard. then hold on!

had a bud in hi-skool that could fart on q. not real gifted in the smell factor but, he could let one rip whenever he wanted too. now thats TALENT. poor guy shart himself twice trying to fart the national anthem.

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Looks like the "Recipe" section is fizzling out. I vote we replace it with "toilet talk". ;D

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WERD!! :D