Computer Expert
 

After a hard days work this computer programmer stopped at a lock bar for a drink. As he was sitting at the bar he was looking at his hand and dialing like it was a phone. The bartender was very curious so he asked the man what he was doing?
The programmer said I have invented a built in phone in my hand and tomorrowo I am going to patten it.
The bartender said sir....this area is kind of rough you could get mugged for showing this new product around be careful!!!!!
At this point the programmer asked where the bathroom was, the bartender said go down the hall turn right.
Well....time passed......the bartender was getting concered as the programmer did not come back. So he went to investigate.
When the bartender entered the bathroom, there was the programmer standing against the wall with his pant down, and a roll of toliet paper stuffed up his a$$!!!!!!
The bartender yelled in dismay!!!!! Oh my heavens you haven been mugged I told you to be careful!!!!!
The programmer replied.

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Don't worry I was not mugged...................I'm waiting for the fax to come out!!!!!


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Re: Computer Expert
 

Welcome to the site!!

But, I hope you are not here just to spam us with that search engine link you have here with all kinds of things for sale!!

But just in case I have deleted your link for now!

Enjoy the site!!

Re: Computer Exper
 

Who was that masked man that just swooped in here, it's a bird, it's a plane, no its YaBB :o

Re: Computer Expert
 

It was I in disguise!! ;)

Re: Computer Expert
 

lol.... good one mj

Re: Computer Expert
 

How would we know which disquise ??? ... Zorro ??? ... Robin Hood ??? ... Pink Panther ??? ...

Re: Computer Expe
 

I am the one in a Pink ToTo!! :-* :P ;)

Going YaBB

Re: Computer Expert
 

Ah so CB was right on the fabrics heh Wind Talker, velour not leather ;D

Re: Computer Expert
 

Nither I like fish nets!!

Re: Computer Expert
 

Red, black or jute colored fishnets?

Re: Computer Expert
 

White makes me look fat!>:(

Red makes me look easy :-X

I love what black does for my natural curves! ;D

Never tried jute ???

Re: Computer Expert
 

You are into this much much much more than I expected, them winters must be long and cold up there!

Re: Computer Expert
 

Problem with teh jute ones is that you have to buy those decorative
wallhanging fishnets and then make your own.
If you are handy with macromae, it is pretty easy.

Re: Computer Expert
 

See? I've been trying to tell you guys what a sicko MJ is all along.
It goes much deeper than this. :o

He moderates with an iron fist, but that fist is covered with pink cashmere "Hello Kitty" knit gloves. ::) ;D

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LMFAO ;D

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wasnt that ace ventura in pet detective....lol