Bill & HIlary..
 

Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'.

'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear, and then we'll stop at the dog pound and pick up a Labrador.

When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".

A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for.

With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton ?" Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some local color."

They then order a couple of beers from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door. A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.

Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled. Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over. 'Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?'


Good Lord no, said the bartender...it's just that somebody said there was a Labrador in here with two a$$hloes! ...

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HAHAHAHAHA That was a great one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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I believed the story cause of buying a lab
and looking the part of middle Amercans,
but,
they should have bought a Wellcraft V20
and joined our forum.

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Think about it...do ya REALLY want those two around here. ??? ...

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hell no Clintons here >:(

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Maybe we would get a picture of Hillaries undies drawer???


On second thought, as the girls say, EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

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Mr. and Mrs. Hilary FISHBONE ;D ;D ;D ;D

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lol yeah maybe that was their Son in Law lol

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LOL, Good one SKOOL. ;D ;D

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...or maybe biological son ...disowned :o ...

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I got a scary feeling that Bill undies drawer has more goodies in it than Hillary's. Ewwww.

Airslot

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Oz, I get the distinct feeling that you don't think too much of ol' BillHill. :D

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lol that makes 2 of us Oz lol

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Pipe...I'm sittin' here tryin' to think of a politician on either side of the aisle who's worth a gnat-phart ;D ...

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I hear ya! :-/

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AMEN BROTHA!!!!

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BILL WHO???, HILLARY WHAT???

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BE CAREFULL RP, WE STARTED LIKE THAT IN CUBA ( no politician was good enough) AND LOOK WHERE WE ENDED UP, WITH AN "HONEST" DICTATOR FOR 50 YEARS.
(FIDEL CASTRO)

UHMMM, I'LL TAKE THE CROOK POLITICIANS ANY TIME, AT LEAST I CAN GET RID OF'EM EVERY 4 YEARS.

LESTERUS

P.S. CASTRO ALSO HAVE TWO A$$HOLES NOW, LIKE THE LABRADOR!!!!!

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Castro sure pi$$ed away the last 50 yrs for Cuba...he coulda made a Carribean Resort...hunting, fishing...nightlife beach clubs ...coulda been bigger draw than Jamaica ever was...he must not be a party kinda guy :-/ ...

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It was for him and his cronnies, for everyone else it was drab tough existence. They call that system Communism.

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Hope one day soon they'll call it HISTORY... ;) ...

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Me too, some of the nicest people I have met. One is a Sgt. that worked for me, his Mom and Dad fled just after sh!tbird took over.
Plus I got to get down there and see those twins live ;D

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AMEN, BROTHA!!!

THE LEFT MEDIA AROUND HERE IS ALREADY CRITICIZING US FOR CELEBRATE THE ILLNESS OF THE SOB, I CAN CARE LESS, I'LL WILL PARTY LIKE THERE IS THE END OF THE WORLD THE DAY THAT S.O.B. DIES.

I'LL DRIVE AROUND TOWN AND THEN GO HOME AND GET DRUNK, ALREADY HAVE A BOTTLE OF DOM PERIGNON IN ICE SINCE 1980.

(P.S. that b.s of going home and getting drunk is in case that Willy is around here and catches me driving)

LESTERUS

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Brother don't worry I'll be in the passenger seat with a chica in my lap 8)

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Dean Martin always said, "Don't ever drink and drive...ya might have a wreck and spill every bit of it!"... ;D ...