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Fun in the South
Southern Folks Have The Answers !!!
>> >> >> Tennessee >> >> The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so >> he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. >> >> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the >> University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you >> $20,000, >> minus 14%, how much would you take off?" >> >> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my >> earrings." >> >> >> Alabama >> >> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos >> for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, >> staggering >> under >> the weight of an eight-point buck. >> >> "Where's Henry?" the others asked." >> >> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the >> trail," the successful hunter replied. >> >> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they >> inquired. >> >> A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to >> steal Henry!" >> >> >> Louisiana >> >> A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world >> comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." >> >> When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana , because >> everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of >> the >> civilized world. >> >> Mississippi >> >> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said >> to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the >> parking lot!" >> >> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? >> >> "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license >> number." >> >> >> Georgia >> >> A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper >> asked, "Got any ID?" >> >> The driver replied, "Bout whut?" >> >> North Carolina >> >> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of >> the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the >> car and >> one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. >> >> A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he >> turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem >> was. >> >> The man replied, "I have a flat tire." >> >> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" >> >> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares >> in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it >> neither." >> >> >> >> >> Say what you want about the South, >> but you never hear of anyone >> retiring and moving North >> >> >> |
Fun in the South
Southern Folks Have The Answers !!!
>> >> >> Tennessee >> >> The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so >> he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. >> >> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the >> University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you >> $20,000, >> minus 14%, how much would you take off?" >> >> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my >> earrings." >> >> >> Alabama >> >> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos >> for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, >> staggering >> under >> the weight of an eight-point buck. >> >> "Where's Henry?" the others asked." >> >> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the >> trail," the successful hunter replied. >> >> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they >> inquired. >> >> A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to >> steal Henry!" >> >> >> Louisiana >> >> A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world >> comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." >> >> When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana , because >> everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of >> the >> civilized world. >> >> Mississippi >> >> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said >> to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the >> parking lot!" >> >> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? >> >> "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license >> number." >> >> >> Georgia >> >> A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper >> asked, "Got any ID?" >> >> The driver replied, "Bout whut?" >> >> North Carolina >> >> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of >> the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the >> car and >> one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. >> >> A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he >> turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem >> was. >> >> The man replied, "I have a flat tire." >> >> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" >> >> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares >> in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it >> neither." >> >> >> >> >> Say what you want about the South, >> but you never hear of anyone >> retiring and moving North >> >> >> |
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Maybe they should!! ;)
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Maybe they should!! ;)
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I'll let you handle it ;) ... |
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I'll let you handle it ;) ... |
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Where the hell is South Carolina?
And Florida don't really qualify as being in the south. |
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Where the hell is South Carolina?
And Florida don't really qualify as being in the south. |
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There's only 1 Carolina, the other one is North Georgia ;D
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There's only 1 Carolina, the other one is North Georgia ;D
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lol
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lol
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So THAT'S how I wound up bein' marriaged to a girl from Georgia :o ??? ::) ... |
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So THAT'S how I wound up bein' marriaged to a girl from Georgia :o ??? ::) ... |
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Oh PIPE!! :o ... say it ain't SO!! ... snap out of it Man!!...come to your senses ...can I use yer place after yer gone??... ;D ... |
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Oh PIPE!! :o ... say it ain't SO!! ... snap out of it Man!!...come to your senses ...can I use yer place after yer gone??... ;D ... |
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Oh, I think I'd keep this ol' house . . . and use it say from October - May, maybe June. But here it is only June 9th, it's almost 11 PM and it hasn't fallen below 81 degrees yet, with a heat index of about 87! It was HOT today -- we were out in the river, and I was getting dizzy. Only solution: get wet, so I did, I swam off the PD. It was NICE. I stayed in the water more than I was on the boat. These summers are brutal -- and this is only June.
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Oh, I think I'd keep this ol' house . . . and use it say from October - May, maybe June. But here it is only June 9th, it's almost 11 PM and it hasn't fallen below 81 degrees yet, with a heat index of about 87! It was HOT today -- we were out in the river, and I was getting dizzy. Only solution: get wet, so I did, I swam off the PD. It was NICE. I stayed in the water more than I was on the boat. These summers are brutal -- and this is only June.
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Older I get the more brutal the heat gets :P ... I knows what ya mean, Pipe ... we're headed to Sunset in FREAKIN JULY :o ::) ... when I'm not takin' the boat out, I don't go outta the house ;) 8) ... |
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Older I get the more brutal the heat gets :P ... I knows what ya mean, Pipe ... we're headed to Sunset in FREAKIN JULY :o ::) ... when I'm not takin' the boat out, I don't go outta the house ;) 8) ... |
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Shows what the author knows, I-65 runs through Alabama, not Georgia...........DAMM YANKEES!
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Shows what the author knows, I-65 runs through Alabama, not Georgia...........DAMM YANKEES!
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Git em Bradford!!! ;D |
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Git em Bradford!!! ;D |
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Ya know, I's thinkin' somethin' was screwy about that ::) ... |
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Ya know, I's thinkin' somethin' was screwy about that ::) ... |
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