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Read the description on this one, I liked it ;D.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...323&ru=htt

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no, please, tell me how you really feel about her;D :D ;D :D
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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;D ;D ;D

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That's what happens when you marry white trash.

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i guess he dont like em thick! ;D

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Closer to the bone the sweeter the meat ;D

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Uhm NO!!!

I like a little cushion for the pushin. Like my dady once told me, "Women are like cars, the skinny ones are like sports cars and the big ones are like bulldozers. The skinny ones can be fun to ride but beat you to pieces, but the BIG ones will flatten ya. You want one more in the middle, like a CADILAC. Plenty of room with a nice soft ride." ;D I use this philosophy to this day.

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I like women built like an early 70's Stingray--short and curvy, nice and tight to get into ;), will always turn heads, all the while not being all that hard to maintain. * *;D

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How about flat headed, mute, no teeth and about waist high?

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I was told by my mother no less, You F--- the pretty ones and marry the ugly!

The thought here is that the pretty can get a guy anytime, any were! So you are always trying to please them to stay :(

The ugly will make a great wife as she just can't get up and leave, there for she will work hard at pleaseing you so you don't go anywere! ;D

Its worked good so far the ugly hag is still here after 26 years!!

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Last month was 25 years mine's been putting up with me. ::)

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My experience, little as it may be is that they all have something to offer and the variety makes it fun to watch. ;)

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I married a babe and we've been happily married 12 years since last January. Listening to you guys talk reminded me of a song. Do you remember this song?:

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

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I got me a good lookin one with a nice soft ride ;D, best of both worlds ;).

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LMAO! Almost perfect...All she needs is a beard!
;)