Anybody see Phelps GF?
 

Have ya'll seen Michael Phelps girlfriend? :pic:The man is a genius.
I start my swimming lessons next Monday.
:sly::fam:

Since you asked...........

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dsuelzzk_o...Rossee%2B5.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7DivxUkeSL...Rossee%2B3.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pr-5D_O3J-...Rossee%2B4.jpg

trust me.... that is NOT how she looks in the morning!

In the morning I'd be looking at her back. :zip:

Now that would be worth hiding the body

If ya had to survive on that girl's cookin' you'd probably starve to death...you might go out w/a grin on yer lips, but you'd still be dead and then what good would she be??...

Oh, I don't know... I'm sure I could find "something" to eat.......:hide:

Wish I could have been the first to teach her the breast stroke:sly::sly::sly::sly::sly:

Yea she might look ok in the morning, but they all look the same grunting on the TOILET !!
And if any of us had the money that Mike has we could have a looker like her also!

Hang on, I'll save you!!!!
 

This one pulled me out of lurking status:sleep:
The first thing that should be taken off her body is those GOD AWFUL boots.:cry:

Let me remind ya'll....."if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you got to marry an ugly wife":haha::zip:

RonL

Ron, I didn't even see those boots.

Hey Ron I have been telling my son that for years!! The problem is he listened!! :oh:

I looked back at the first post, think the problem might have been....one eye closed and having a hard time getting the camera in focus ?:beer:

Man, you are my twin brother....where'd you get that beer? :party:

Ok, time for more of Mikie's ol' lady......
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...an8n-2-web.jpg

That would make you almost 70 years old ? beer ? any kind anywhere.:beer::clap:

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".

That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?:drool:

I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here:happy:

Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid.:news: (I'm referring to myself here):clap:

Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.



I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now). :love:

Your ahead of me by 5 years, but only because my first marriage was a short 20 years and 1 week.:head:

My first wife of 13 years died of lung cancer. :sad:

Sorry to hear that, lost my mom to cancer.
My first wife couldn't bare the shame of having to sell a home rather than lose it in a bad economy, the house sold she left with the money, I took the debt and started over, married the good woman I have today and thank my lucky stars every day that things worked out as they have.

When the kids love and respect the step mom more than the real mom, you know you came out smelling like a rose.:nice:

Sorry Blue_Runner, looks like your thread got jacked.:oh: I'm done.

You can get back to the pretty girls.:pic:

i am ugly and she is ugly so we have made a pair for 32 years come this febuary, 2 kids grown now, bankruptcy lost our home, and now both have huge health issues, new to us house and still happy :beer:

Amen :clap:

Hi-jack away fellas! On-subject as far as I am concerned....